So Like I Can Be Arrogant Here Too?

• sweden's host: hello lena!
• graham norton: UGH
• graham norton: i thought i'd see one eurovision without lena, but here she is
• graham norton: even the rain couldn't stop her
• germany's host: we're having so much fun!
• graham norton: speak for yourself lena

agroncriss:

i remember when france gave the uk one point last year

and then graham norton said:

we built a tunnel to your country

(via daneeeeks)

• end of essay: u feel me??

its-a-bingo:

i found presidential fan fiction I’m really distressed 

(Source: deportredmayne, via twigbitchlaracroft)

• my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
• me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

(via onwingsofleather)

drarna:

how to protect yourself from someone trying to rob you

• look them in the eyes and tell them you know their father was never there for them
• share an emotional hug
• during the emotional hug reach into their back pocket and take their wallet haha 

(via twigbitchlaracroft)

dispopular:

*looks through your selfies*

(Source: marypoppinthatpussy, via korraption)